What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:01
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts